I'd cancel student loan debt,
boundaries between countries,
telemarketers, and also
Donald Trump.
If I were in charge of the world
there'd be free donuts all the time,
more parking spaces, and
screens that didn't crack.
If I were in charge of the world
you wouldn't have jealous.
You wouldn't have goodbye.
You wouldn't have too cold.
Or "Mind your manners."
You wouldn't even have manners.
If I were in charge of the world
askinosie chocolate would be a vegetable.
All plane tickets would be free.
And a person who sometimes forgot to reply,
and sometimes forgot to tumble dry,
would still be allowed to be
in charge of the world.
The free plane tickets are a great idea--I've got the itch to go somewhere these days!
ReplyDeleteSounds like a world that I wouldn't mind living in. Rules and manners restrict the fun we all need in out lives. People take the world way too serious. Nobody really takes the time to joke, and look at the part of life that people need to be happy. And the wold you describe is one that goes from serious to enjoyable.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a world that I wouldn't mind living in. Rules and manners restrict the fun we all need in out lives. People take the world way too serious. Nobody really takes the time to joke, and look at the part of life that people need to be happy. And the wold you describe is one that goes from serious to enjoyable.
ReplyDeleteI cancelled Donald Trump too! I would be totally okay with more donuts and parking spaces. Preferably more parking spaces next to Hurt's Donut. I literally forget to dry my clothes all the time. I think I'm going to make you in charge of the world...
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